Smoothie Experiment May 2015

Abstract

So I moved into a new apartment last week which has amassed quite the collection of random kitchen appliances over the years. Then yesterday, I made a life-changing discovery: I have all the ingredients to make a smoothie and a blender. That doesn’t just happen every day, so I did what one does when they find themselves in such a situation… I made a smoothie.

Materials & Methods

I measured out the ingredients with the latest state of the art technologies:

Then blended it.

Results
Conclusion

Not bad for a first try, but ample room for improvement. Will likely be opening smoothie bar soon.

Authors Note

After struggling through an entire cup I will add that there is indeed way too much sugar, not enough bitterness or protein, and it would better cold and with a straw. Preparing for impending food coma.